Apple event checklist: get ready for some amazing adjectives (and an iPad mini)

Apple event checklist: get ready for some amazing adjectives (and an iPad mini)
Tomorrow’s Apple event is most certainly about the upcoming Apple iPad mini. But that’s hardly any news - we’ve been hearing about the smaller Apple tablet for years, not months.

It’s finally coming, and those of you that know a bit about Apple will be looking forward to the actual presentation almost as much as to the actual device. The usual suspects should all make for another unforgettable, amazing, magical, mesmerizing, stunning, fascinating, incredible event. You think that’s too many adjectives for just one event, be it even the iPad mini?

We’d bet Apple would outdo us tomorrow, but until then, you have this equally amazingly foreseeing checklist by folks from the Joy of Tech. Print it out and get it ready for tomorrow, we’ll be covering the event live so you can check all those items, okay?

source: Joy of Tech

Apple event checklist: get ready for some amazing adjectives (and an iPad mini)



1. bobfreking55

Posts: 866; Member since: Jul 15, 2011

hahahahaha funny and for ignorant people. nice find. too bad they still hypnotize a lot of people. such good marketing. i still say they are illuminati.

7. raunak

Posts: 507; Member since: Oct 12, 2011

yea lol ever since i read angels &demons, i'hv thought of Jobs as an illuminatus

10. bobfreking55

Posts: 866; Member since: Jul 15, 2011

hahaha angels and demons is fictional. i'm more of a conspiracy theorist. i say illuminati is real. watch The Music Industry Exposed on YouTube, :) siri = iris backwards, iPhone is eyephone = overpricing creates greed apple logo has religious effects satanic Apple I say. planning all 666 on us. hahaha. that's just me.

18. ncv144

Posts: 126; Member since: May 04, 2012

Is it weird that in my country the iphone costs 660 dollars unlocked? (i4s cause i5 hasnt gotten here yet)

9. PhenomFaz

Posts: 1236; Member since: Sep 26, 2012

it seems as though Apple is run by a guy with a dictionary in his pocket...all they can come up with are adjectives rather than bringing a real quality product into the market!

12. metalpoet unregistered

thats all his iphone is! a dictionary! it does nothing else!

11. metalpoet unregistered

Im going to use nothing but adjectives in my sales presentations today and see how many dumba**es i can get to buy phones lol! Maybe that was my mistake in the beginning, i would talk to people as if they had any form of intelligence or even common sense!

2. techspace

Posts: 1037; Member since: Sep 03, 2012

apple may call it the ipad air and the bigger ipad with lightning connection may be called as the ipad pro......

3. No_Nonsense unregistered

Love them or hate them but their presentations are perhaps the best in the entire mobile industry. They deserve respect for their presentations, but for their business model no.

20. loli5

Posts: 76; Member since: Oct 08, 2012

Not really. I'm an adult, do not insult my intelligence by calling something "magical". If I was at a car dealership and the word "magical" came up in reference to anything, better believe I'd be asking for a different salesperson, preferably a grown up.

4. MeoCao unregistered

"incredible" disappearance of Statue of Liberty from Apple Maps "Unbelievable" scratchy iPhone 5 body straight from the box "Stunning" suicides at Foxconn "Amazing" purple effects of iPhone 5 camera "Mind-blowing" price of new cable adapter And the list goes on...

5. bragzter

Posts: 53; Member since: Feb 21, 2012

Excellent checklist. What's sad is that even though people don't need or want it because they already own an iPad, they will still buy it, because (1) Apple will make it look like it's the best thing since sliced bread, and (2) will want it just because it's from Apple.

13. metalpoet unregistered

I am truly scared for this world. I think im going to create an ishelter and stay there until after the anti christ*Steve Jobs* rises and kills us all. Luckily his imaps wont find me on gps ;)

6. joey_sfb

Posts: 6794; Member since: Mar 29, 2012

Apple really have short term memory. Just a year ago they proclaimed 9.7 inch the perfect size, any smaller screen would not ideal for viewing eBook and other media. Now this, so money talk and the fans just walk.

14. gallitoking

Posts: 4721; Member since: May 17, 2011

well since 9.7 is not perfect for you... well than thats why they are another option.. for people that 9.7 is not enough..

8. daddysbeenabadgirl

Posts: 157; Member since: Jul 26, 2012

iPhonearena checklist for Apple event tomorrow: 1. 40 useless, biased and/or hyped iPad mini / iPhone 5 articles. 2. Ban hammer email templete for everyone who goes against Apple. 3. Actual Apples for IPhonearena's bobbing contest and pie bake off. 4. 25 more articles about the iPad mini. 5. Clean pair of underwear for annoucement of new iPad.

15. gallitoking

Posts: 4721; Member since: May 17, 2011

prepare for total tablet domination, and take note on how a new product is launch....

16. plgladio

Posts: 314; Member since: Dec 05, 2011

Technology is moving fast, now people want to circulate data from pendrive to web, share file to mobile, laptop, desktop. More over people are expecting something more from a small 7 or 10inch tablet or iPad, not just to read email's or ebooks or games. Seriously when Apple does that, there might be a chance for domination. When you get all this stuff in other competitors why Apple is not doing that, but they are ready to match devices for 7 inch, 5 inch screens? We are not expecting how a product is launched, all we including you need does that satisfy our purpose or not. After all, you like Apple device a lot. But there are few things which you might feel missing. I'm not trying to change you, but think brand doesn't solve your purpose.

17. gallitoking

Posts: 4721; Member since: May 17, 2011

you are right... but for business i do use my laptop.. maybe when the Windows tablet cames out will put away my laptop and only use the tablet for all my needs.. only time will tell

19. someones4

Posts: 627; Member since: Sep 16, 2012

lol... every apple event is pretty much scripted. Typical salesman strategy. To boggle the minds of the clueless masses. very effective but the products are still pretty retarded. A smaller iPad? That does not warrant my attraction in any way

21. rusticguy

Posts: 2828; Member since: Aug 11, 2012

These Gimmicks have overlived their age ... one cannot fool all the people all the time (but you can fool some people all the time though) ... so number slides from 81 to 52 and though they dont care about numbers they want your money still so all this drama ... :)

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