Slow Windows Phone, tablet progress hurts Microsoft CEO bonus
1. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)
Why does every picture of Steve Ballmer I've seen give me the feeling that he's a giant flaming asshole?
I mean, seriously. Every time I see him I want to punch him in the goddamn face.
4. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)
I am really dead serious. Every time I look at his face, I know, I just know, that if he were standing in front of me I would just haul back and slug him right in the nose.
And now that I went and watched some (retrospectively hilarious) videos of Ballmer poo pooing Android as "words on paper" that feeling has increased, and is joined by an irresistible urge to kick him in the nuts for good measure.
6. Phullofphil (Posts: 801; Member since: 10 Feb 2009)
That old man I bet could through down pretty good. He does not look like no lazy slouch. I would like to see him in a boxing match with well not Steve jobs for verious reasons but maybe one of the CEOs from google, or better yet any CEO out there I bet he could be the toughest one alive. Atliest at the initial staredown. Bill gates would wet himself
7. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)
LOL. "Celebrity/CEO Boxing Match" should be the next big reality show. :D
3. 1701nino (unregistered)
What a beautiful man :D:D:D
5. Phullofphil (Posts: 801; Member since: 10 Feb 2009)
It sucks windows phone has not been doing better it is a great OS. I guess a great OS does not mean succes these days(aka hp webOS) I really thi k one part of the reason is that android and evin apple but mostly android right now until the next apple launch has handsets with the most amazing hardware tech. That goes not only for LTE 4g support but android is always coming out with the latest posesable in tech like duel core processors running about as fast as they can that are packed with the best gpu's, along with the best touch screens and LCD screens. It does not seem to me Microsoft ever used the best available tech when it came to there mobile phones going back to windows mobile. I mean they had resistive touch screens all the way up to the likes of the omnia 2. Which came out the same time that the first Verizon moto droid came out. I really think people really buy into the hard wear part of a smartphone just as much as the OS. It sucks kinda cause you buy a top best android and it's only the top for a couple months then another one comes out this better. But people seem to like it. My personal itch to be scratched right now is Verizon's 4g LTE and windows phone don't have one. As a matter of fact I love apple iPhones but if the iPhone 5 does not have LTE for Verizon I am scipping it this year. Which in the big picture is no big deal cause there is super fast and nice android phones coming out or already out that will satisfy my needs. I still have a belief although dwindling one that windows phone will catch up and be a big player in the phones in the ne'er future. Maybe up to two years from no anyway. But they better be ready for quad core processing monsters that are sure to be common by then. After that I am actually curous the direction of the processors. Kinda like desktop computers. There is eight core computers and some right now but can a mobile phone handle that for the battery and would it need it. Whatever happens it going to be a fun ride for us the consumer because there is a lot of money to be made to the winners.
10. androapplephone (Posts: 8; Member since: 04 Oct 2011)
I also agree about how windows mobile have utilized hardware tech has always kind been a step behind
11. androapplephone (Posts: 8; Member since: 04 Oct 2011)
But I am also exited to see what kind of power these small little computers will be like in two well heck fifty or a hundred years from now. I wonder if smartphones will even look at all the Sam or maybe just a complete holographic phone that just a piers in your hand coming from a little tine device that fits in your palm
8. LTE lover (unregistered)
Well said phullofphil I think that is a good point I have noticed that about Microsoft windows phones also
9. androapplephone (Posts: 8; Member since: 04 Oct 2011)
Maybe it's time for a new CEO. Or bill gates please come back
14. Watcher (unregistered)
Ballmer face does have an effect on impression of the product and microsoft branding.
15. Luuthian (Posts: 246; Member since: 09 Sep 2011)
Microsoft just isn't cool anymore, and I don't doubt a small portion of that effect comes from Ballmer's looks and personality. Not to say he's an ass or anything, but the guy hits you a hardened executive grandpa. He doesn't have any of the colorful panache Jobs is known for.
It doesn't help that the OS was neutered before Mango came along, and the platform barely has any phones on the market to speak of. Where was all the advertising too? I'm enjoying my WP7 Focus now that I've got Mango, finally, but it's impossible not to admit that MS has dropped the ball here and needs a serious reboot.
16. som (Posts: 768; Member since: 10 Nov 2009)
Why is a billionaire wanted more bonus money and the poor is getting poorer buying Windows Phone.
17. Guru (unregistered)
It's all about costs and hardware - just do a comparison. I wanted the Sprint Windows phone but it is (1) about the most expensive phone and (2) there is only 1 - no choice. This is about as bad a marketing strategy as I have ever seen!
18. lubba (Posts: 1313; Member since: 17 Jan 2011)
You're seeing as how PA wants you to see. Personally i admire his bold new steps. He may not have steve jobs personality but so far haven't seen anyone call a jerk yet.
19. InspectorGadget80 (unregistered)
CEO'S doesn't DESERVE BONUS only their workers deserve that kind of money.
20. snowgator (Posts: 3598; Member since: 19 Jan 2011)
2012 - big year for Windows Phones. But either way, Microsoft is still a growing company and diverse in it's dealings. That does reflect well on his overall leadership, even if sales of the OS on Tablets and Phones have been crap. Compare it to HP, and any bonus is better than getting canned. He ain't poor.