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President Obama bans cell phones in public places
It seems that this whole story about Mr. President’s BlackBerry has really pissed someone off… In an official statement from yesterday, President Barack Obama has declared cell phones “inappropriate” and has actually banned their usage in all public places, starting today. However, this unrighteous measure has immediately encountered strong opposition from Verizon fanboys, who complained that they have just bought some brand new VZW CDM8975 phones. While Big Red fans found it painfully hard to let go of their CDM8975s (with a whooping 1.3MP camera and SMS support), AT&T subscribers said that they just don’t care about the President’s declaration, as their carrier has not released a decent smartphone ever since the iPhone’s launch. In the end, we decided to investigate what Sprint users had to say. Sadly, the only Sprint user we managed to find has moved to live in Alaska several months ago. His final words were: “Hot coffee…”

source: April 1

Well, just in case someone has actually believed this story – today is April 1, you know… jokes and stuff.

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1. E.N. posted on 20 Oct 2010, 01:42

That was good. I actually believed it

2. heavybreathing posted on 01 Apr 2009, 06:28

What does Obama and JFK have in common? Nothing yet.

11. Dood posted on 01 Apr 2009, 17:24

oh geez, kids. I actually have a bet on this...

12. Fanboys Suck posted on 02 Apr 2009, 13:10

Yikes! haha!

3. heavybreathing posted on 01 Apr 2009, 06:41

OFFICIAL CONVERGYS THREAD NOW IN THE FORUMS. GENERAL PHONE DISCUSSION TAB.

4. belve14 posted on 01 Apr 2009, 07:58

Lol well at least they did something for April Fools Day....good way to get in your jokes about the companies too. That completely gave it away

5. mikeaud44 posted on 01 Apr 2009, 10:05

Wow, bashing the carriers much? Almost like the writers have been waiting all this time for an excuse to dish some dirt. Classy.

9. vzw fanman posted on 01 Apr 2009, 16:37

haha lol i agree with you there

6. smimi15 posted on 01 Apr 2009, 12:33

Haha that was pretty good...almost got me... yeah maybe not so much. And Phonearena, I love the CDM8975. Best phone out there right now.

7. cricketmember posted on 01 Apr 2009, 14:00

why would anybody stop useing thier cell phone in public it comes in handy when an emergancy

8. drewsky posted on 01 Apr 2009, 14:33

LMOAF, That was good joke about the only guy they could find for sprint LOL I think instead of sprint they should have used a real small carrier like T-Mobile, J/K. sorry T-Mobile fans

10. Slayor721 posted on 01 Apr 2009, 16:44

lolololololololololololololololololololololol. they got me good. i was like wtf is wrong with Obama.

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