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Old Nokia feature phones find demand as sex toys

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Old Nokia feature phones find demand as sex toys
A new survey on female masturbation conducted in India, has revealed a whole new niche use for Nokia's old feature phones. It seems that the vibrating components used on older models like the Nokia 3310 (the original unit, not the new 2017 version) are so powerful that women are using the phones to replace their personal vibrators. On the Agents of Ishq website, 100 women responded to the survey with several stating that they use their old Nokia feature phone to pleasure themselves.

Somehow, we can't see Nokia including this information in a television ad as a special feature of the phone. As to why this might have caught on in India, it appears that in some countries vibrators are hard to come by.

Nokia wouldn't comment on the story, although other manufacturer's feature phones apparently work just as well. According to the Homemade Sex Toys website, any phone with an alarm clock feature and a vibrating alert can be used. One recommendation suggests that women should set the alarm to go off on one of these phones every minute for as long as they think it will take to achieve a happy ending. Any setting that sets off the vibration alarm will come in handy

The same website suggests that when women trade up from a feature phone to a smartphone, they keep the old device as a dedicated sex toy. "Having a sex-only cell phone vibrator also means you can keep your everyday cell phone pristine. You won't have to worry that it smells funky, or feel weird if you let a friend talk on it," says the Homemade Sex Toys website.


source: AgentsofIshq, HomemadeSexToys, @survy_mash via CNET

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posted on 4 days ago, 02:14 7

1. SIGPRO (Posts: 1825; Member since: 03 Oct 2012)


Best Nokia phone ever :)

posted on 4 days ago, 04:07

8. monoke (Posts: 697; Member since: 14 Mar 2015)


The lonely women of India whole heartedly agree!

posted on 4 days ago, 09:44

14. NarutoKage14 (Posts: 795; Member since: 31 Aug 2016)


India has lonely women? How is that possible when they literally don't have enough womenfolk for all the menfolk?

posted on 4 days ago, 12:27

20. monoke (Posts: 697; Member since: 14 Mar 2015)


I just saw Guardians of the galaxy. I think you and Drax's have parallel personalities... Psss... This is a joke too btw.

posted on 4 days ago, 02:18

2. shortkey (Posts: 2; Member since: 4 days ago)


Well, yeah. Today's phone's vibrators are seriously pitiful. I can barely feel mine in my pocket. The maximum volume of internal speakers and earphones are nothing to be proud of either.

posted on 4 days ago, 02:51 8

3. Tech_fan (Posts: 92; Member since: 28 Mar 2017)


Apple is going to patent this feature soon...

posted on 4 days ago, 03:07 3

4. Wiencon (Posts: 1998; Member since: 06 Aug 2014)


Every day, we stray further from God.

posted on 4 days ago, 05:39 1

11. Jackdaw (Posts: 49; Member since: 10 Mar 2016)


I didn't see God hanging around ever.

posted on 4 days ago, 09:51

16. mobifan (Posts: 20; Member since: 21 Feb 2015)


Agreed

posted on 3 days ago, 20:05

21. MrElectrifyer (Posts: 3815; Member since: 21 Oct 2014)


Sad but so true...

posted on 4 days ago, 03:12 2

5. Podrick (Posts: 1067; Member since: 19 Aug 2015)


I love old Nokia phones but holy hell this bizarro world.

posted on 4 days ago, 03:16 1

6. Bondurant (Posts: 544; Member since: 04 Jun 2014)


Never touch someone with a Nokia in India.

posted on 4 days ago, 04:04

7. monoke (Posts: 697; Member since: 14 Mar 2015)


Da fuq?... Makes you think twice before asking to use a woman's phone. Hopefully they at least put a condom on dem things! Ewww.

posted on 4 days ago, 04:40

9. catze86 (Posts: 729; Member since: 07 Dec 2015)


exploded on your vagina

posted on 4 days ago, 04:42

10. peace247 (Posts: 415; Member since: 26 Apr 2014)


Wtf.....im staying away from women's with old phones from now on

posted on 4 days ago, 07:39

12. Mixkhata1 (Posts: 134; Member since: 26 Feb 2017)


Now that's some useful feature, unlike AOD and 18:9 display. I wonder what wud hapoen if they using Note7. The Note wud get so aroused that it would "explode" in mere seconds. Lol

posted on 4 days ago, 08:21 1

13. Tumaini1 (Posts: 7; Member since: 20 Mar 2015)


Very interesting..haha

posted on 4 days ago, 09:44

15. NarutoKage14 (Posts: 795; Member since: 31 Aug 2016)


Talk about indestructible phones!

posted on 4 days ago, 10:43

17. Valdomero (Posts: 258; Member since: 13 Nov 2012)


When I was in school a girl in my class was hiding a phone in her underwear because the teacher didn't want anybody to have their phones at hand. I really wanted to call her but then the teacher would've see me using the phone and take it away from me. The girl was hot, too bad I didn't do it :(

posted on 4 days ago, 12:12

19. Leo_MC (Posts: 2296; Member since: 02 Dec 2011)


It would have worth it.

posted on 4 days ago, 11:45

18. Darkkracker (Posts: 226; Member since: 11 Jun 2016)


nokia dildo phone.

posted on 3 days ago, 02:30

22. HanoiBoi (Posts: 25; Member since: 05 May 2016)


Tim Cook will demand all execs have one inserted in their bungholes AAT ;)

posted on 2 days ago, 20:38

23. dmitrilp_ (Posts: 316; Member since: 12 Sep 2016)


Good thing as a man we use our own body, no need for plastics, that hand comes in real handy, lol.

posted on yesterday, 02:39

24. Monty007 (Posts: 18; Member since: 21 Mar 2017)


Hilarious

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