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If Android were a person, it'd look like this

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If Android were a person, it'd look like this
If Android were a person, it'd look like this
Have you ever wondered: if Android were a guy, what would he look like? Not really? Well, neither have we, but folks from BlueStacks have the imagination to fill up for us and give us this neat picture of the human aspect of Android. Based on data from Nielsen and the answers of some 145,000 Facebook fans, the company made this picture showing you Mr. Android.

36% American, with 37% chance of wearing glasses, 71% chance to wear a t-shirt, consuming an average 582MB of data.

“The data is unscientific, but then again, so is love,” BlueStacks warns. Nonetheless, it’s definitely an interesting and up-to-date picture of the Android user as the stats were gathered from December 12th to December 19th.

Check out the portrait of Mr. Android below and let us know - is there anything surprising about him?


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posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:35 9

1. wumberpeb (Posts: 437; Member since: 14 Mar 2011)


If Android was a person, it should be Scarlett Johansson. This guy just made me throw my Nexus into a wall

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:41 1

3. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


if it was a female i would say Amber Rose more than scarlett....

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:55

7. buggerrer (Posts: 288; Member since: 21 Sep 2011)


you mean Rose Byrne ?

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 10:41 1

11. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


HELL NO....she sucked in troy and in 28 Weeks Later.....i meant amber rose....lol

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:50

4. PimpStrong (Posts: 310; Member since: 25 Jul 2011)


Stacy Dash!

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 10:42

12. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


noooo shes sexy but in her mid 40's

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 12:46

27. Synack (Posts: 666; Member since: 05 Jul 2011)


This guy is way too jacked to be the Android guy.

posted on 31 Dec 2011, 03:05

33. XiphiasGladius (Posts: 803; Member since: 21 Aug 2011)


I believe android would look like this one, jud my opinion. . .
http://mediacdn.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/g/e/geekisthenewsexy_f_fullpic_6.jpg

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:36 4

2. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


quick answer to the subject line......Black Jesus

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 10:16 3

10. SlimSoulja86 (Posts: 642; Member since: 03 Nov 2011)


LOL, Jesus is blonde [how funny is that]

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:53 3

5. Sniggly (Posts: 7113; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


Nah, if Android were a woman she would be Anne Hathaway. Or Zooey Deschanel.

This is probably fairly accurate, though of course Android covers a huge demographic.

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:49 3

24. Paden (Posts: 262; Member since: 07 Jul 2011)


Zooey Deschanel uses an iPhone. :)

I follow her on Instagram.

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 09:54

6. liveboy100 (Posts: 7; Member since: 28 Dec 2011)


IF android was a woman, she would 100% look like Allison Harvard ;)

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:42 1

22. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


yuck...why!??!

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 12:38

26. liveboy100 (Posts: 7; Member since: 28 Dec 2011)


Yuck?!?http://img.poptower.com/pic-60788/allison-harvard-top-model-antm.jpg?d=1024 -.- shes gorgeous

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 13:25 1

31. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


how is that sexy???...look at her big ass eyes lol...

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 14:09 1

32. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4182; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


No if Android were a woman, she would be young, geeky, but in a cute, sexy kind of way.

Something like this:

http://load.kovideo.net/s/raw/n/Selena_Gomez_harmony_korine_film.jpg

Selena Gomez.

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 10:15 3

9. SlimSoulja86 (Posts: 642; Member since: 03 Nov 2011)


So it'd be WHITE? I thought Blacks were using Android.

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:41 7

21. Alantef (Posts: 286; Member since: 14 Sep 2011)


didnt know phones os equaled racism

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 13:07 2

28. jellytime (Posts: 135; Member since: 05 Dec 2011)


Yea right and middle eastern people only use Nokia 3310.

posted on 05 Jul 2012, 21:21

34. SugarShockFrantic (Posts: 73; Member since: 05 Jul 2012)


whoa! blacks really???? that was uneccesary

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:09 4

18. haroonazeem638 (Posts: 128; Member since: 29 Mar 2011)


If android was a female, i would surgically add a micro usb to my pen*s and have s*x with my galaxy s2. Thats how sexy the galaxy s2 is

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:44 2

23. bbblader (Posts: 580; Member since: 24 Oct 2011)


if android was a man
he'd be Hancock :D

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 11:53 4

25. Paden (Posts: 262; Member since: 07 Jul 2011)


If Android were a man it would have to be The Terminator. Now that's an android.

posted on 29 Dec 2011, 13:14 2

30. imkyle (Posts: 1006; Member since: 18 Nov 2010)


This man looks like an A&F model. I would say he would have the physical structure of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory :)

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