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Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

0. phoneArena 25 Aug 2014, 20:41 posted on

The highly anticipated iPhone 6, or “new” iPhone, or whatever it will be called, may be available in more...

This is a discussion for a news. To read the whole news, click here

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:42 2

1. Saioofi (Posts: 245; Member since: 23 May 2014)


I didn't get it?

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:50 56

6. Jinto (Posts: 436; Member since: 15 Jan 2014)


Apple users will buy both since theyre so dumb...

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:55 4

7. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


My friend got a full ride into Yale and is mastering in neuroscience. What have you done in your time lol?

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:58 16

9. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


Is your friend the guy in the comic who bought two iPhones? He doesn't know it yet, but not giving one of the two new iPhones he bought to his girlfriend is about to get him dumped... ;-)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:02 2

11. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


+1 for trying? I mean really lol.

So corny its funny and scary at the same time. I fear that your sense of humor is quite the buzzkill on dates lol.

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:18 7

14. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


Humor involves risk. Not everyone is going to see the laughs, especially in a message forum. But the risk makes it fun and gives it a thrill as well. And when someone gets it, I mean really gets it, then it's all worthwhile.

BTW I do quite well on dates, thank you :)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:21 2

16. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


Wanna go on a date? I'll pick you up in 30

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:31 13

18. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


I wouldn't want to cause any troubles with you and darkkjedii ;-)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:41 4

19. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


LOL ok that was funny

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 01:25 1

34. Finalflash (Posts: 3206; Member since: 23 Jul 2013)


is your friend GW Bush?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 13:10

52. EclipseGSX (Posts: 1719; Member since: 18 Oct 2011)


Your "friend" must make you feel really stupid. The real questions is what are you doing with your life?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 14:20

56. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


E6 Military Police for the NAVY. You?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 14:33 1

57. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


Aren't the MPs the rejects from every other areas of specialized military training? As in, you couldn't hack it as a real soldier, so you try to run around ruining the fun of those who could?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 15:45

58. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


Funny that you have nothing good to say.

Let me give you a little education about my path to my career.

I'm a MA (Master at Arms) E6 rank in the Navy. After scoring a 96 on my ASVAB test, many have constantly insisted on wanting to me join the Nuclear Program as either an ET, MM, or EM (electronics technician, machinist mate, and electricians mate).

I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time. Master at Arms was my real interest and my intentions from the day I was interested in joining the NAVY. Once I get out in several years, I'll be on the road to becoming a detective or a federal agent (hopefully).

Next time you walk around laughing at people because of what their job is, take a second thought and think about it first. Apply to the Army and become a grunt, or a "real soldier". They need more bone heads like you… /s/

P.S. I bet my left arm and right leg you couldn't even score higher than a 13 on the ASVAB test if you tried.

Enjoy your day :)

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 23:42 1

62. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


"I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time."

So in other words, you couldn't hack it being a real soldier. :)

(P.S. I scored a 98 on the ASVAB, but have never been interested in the military.)

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 13:21

54. DigitalBoy05 (Posts: 222; Member since: 04 Jun 2011)


Seems like your friend has been doing a lot with his time... what have YOU done? lol

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 22:17 1

23. AnTuTu (Posts: 1580; Member since: 14 Oct 2012)


Even 3 if they had a 3rd one hahahahaha

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 22:42 2

24. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


android users are so clever that they'll buy every S-bloat that doesn't work

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 00:20 6

31. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


You bitter bitter bro?
lol

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 04:38 3

39. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


lolz,i guess android fans are so butt hurt that they had to attack every single apple related news and apple users just to demonstrate how smart they are.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:45 4

44. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


Nothing else compares is why, its all sub par to what we have currently.

Sorry, but without scrutinizing others, how will they ever improve the crap you're buying now.

That's right, you'd be stuck with a 3.5in phone lol.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:51 4

45. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


No man, haven't you heard? The iPhone's totally been 4 inches for 2 years now!

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:58 3

46. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


lol

+1

8)

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 02:08 6

37. Doakie (Posts: 2107; Member since: 06 May 2009)


Wasn't it just six months ago Apple fans were talking crap about Androids being too big at 4.7" and 5.5"? All of a sudden the tune changes because Apple finally offers phones with larger sizes?

Freaking pathetic.......

At least try to be consistent in your opinions.......

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 04:45 1

40. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


freaking pathetic doggie,a few users opinion doesn't represent the whole community thoughts
few months ago there are freaking numbers of android fans attacking the 64 bit cpu architecture,yet now 64 bits becoming an inevitable progression.
finger print sensors were seen as gimmick by many android fans at that time,now they embrace the half baked S-fingerprint sensor on S5
try see things from both side,any fanatic fans,be it android or apple,are craps.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 05:49 7

42. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


Hilariously, it was Apple fans who first dismissed fingerprint scanners as gimmicks...when the Motorola Atrix, an Android phone, debuted with one back in early 2011.

Also, there's still no real point to 64 bit processors until smartphones hit 4 gigs of RAM, which hasn't happened yet and likely won't happen until next year. Furthermore, when it does it won't help all the current phones that have 3 gigs of RAM or less. So that's at least two generations of iPhones upon which 64 bit processors are wasted.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 08:36 1

47. elitewolverine (Posts: 5188; Member since: 28 Oct 2013)


If you think that 4gigs is the only reason for 64bit then you sir need a computer science class or two. The things it can do, regardless of mem size, is by far better than any 32bit version comparable.

4gigs was for desktop/servers that needed access to lots and lots of data on ram.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 11:33

49. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


hilariously,u still banging on the same "few person opinion can represent a whole community" kind of mentality.

there are infinite examples of apple or android fans talking craps,stop being pathetic hypocrites

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 11:43 1

51. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


You're mighty defensive there. I recognize that you didn't throw the first punches, but yeah, there's blood on both sides. Both sides are full of idiots. And like it or not, they represent a good chunk of the Android and iOS community.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 05:36 1

41. nebsif (Posts: 37; Member since: 27 Jul 2014)


but but... innovative resolution!!!

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