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Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

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Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma
The highly anticipated iPhone 6, or “new” iPhone, or whatever it will be called, may be available in more than just a variety of colors. It is widely expected that we will have a couple different sizes of iPhones to choose from two.

For the Apple faithful, this is going to become the epitome of high-class problems as they begin to tackle the glaring challenge presented to them: Which iPhone to buy?

This is sure to be “bigger” in a way that only Apple can communicate. Perhaps a “bigger different,” or, “a new bigger.” That might work for a single product, but for two? We can envision the tension now. In fact, Samsung is certain to have a barrage of ads at the ready as soon as we see the announcements of new iPhone or iPhones.

So, which one do you want? The big one, or, the big one?

Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

source: The Joy of Tech

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posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:42 2

1. Saioofi (Posts: 272; Member since: 23 May 2014)


I didn't get it?

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:50 56

6. Jinto (Posts: 436; Member since: 15 Jan 2014)


Apple users will buy both since theyre so dumb...

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:55 4

7. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


My friend got a full ride into Yale and is mastering in neuroscience. What have you done in your time lol?

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 20:58 16

9. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


Is your friend the guy in the comic who bought two iPhones? He doesn't know it yet, but not giving one of the two new iPhones he bought to his girlfriend is about to get him dumped... ;-)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:02 2

11. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


+1 for trying? I mean really lol.

So corny its funny and scary at the same time. I fear that your sense of humor is quite the buzzkill on dates lol.

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:18 7

14. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


Humor involves risk. Not everyone is going to see the laughs, especially in a message forum. But the risk makes it fun and gives it a thrill as well. And when someone gets it, I mean really gets it, then it's all worthwhile.

BTW I do quite well on dates, thank you :)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:21 2

16. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


Wanna go on a date? I'll pick you up in 30

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:31 13

18. 0xFFFF (Posts: 3806; Member since: 16 Apr 2014)


I wouldn't want to cause any troubles with you and darkkjedii ;-)

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 21:41 4

19. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


LOL ok that was funny

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 22:17 1

23. AnTuTu (Posts: 1580; Member since: 14 Oct 2012)


Even 3 if they had a 3rd one hahahahaha

posted on 25 Aug 2014, 22:42 2

24. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


android users are so clever that they'll buy every S-bloat that doesn't work

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 00:20 6

31. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


You bitter bitter bro?
lol

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 01:25 1

34. Finalflash (Posts: 3430; Member since: 23 Jul 2013)


is your friend GW Bush?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 01:27 5

35. SIGPRO (Posts: 1825; Member since: 03 Oct 2012)


Apple users are blind and dumb, even if the iphone was made of poop they would buy it....why? Because it is from Apple ahahahah dumb people!

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 02:08 6

37. Doakie (Posts: 2203; Member since: 06 May 2009)


Wasn't it just six months ago Apple fans were talking crap about Androids being too big at 4.7" and 5.5"? All of a sudden the tune changes because Apple finally offers phones with larger sizes?

Freaking pathetic.......

At least try to be consistent in your opinions.......

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 04:38 3

39. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


lolz,i guess android fans are so butt hurt that they had to attack every single apple related news and apple users just to demonstrate how smart they are.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 04:45 1

40. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


freaking pathetic doggie,a few users opinion doesn't represent the whole community thoughts
few months ago there are freaking numbers of android fans attacking the 64 bit cpu architecture,yet now 64 bits becoming an inevitable progression.
finger print sensors were seen as gimmick by many android fans at that time,now they embrace the half baked S-fingerprint sensor on S5
try see things from both side,any fanatic fans,be it android or apple,are craps.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 05:36 1

41. nebsif (Posts: 37; Member since: 27 Jul 2014)


but but... innovative resolution!!!

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 05:49 7

42. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


Hilariously, it was Apple fans who first dismissed fingerprint scanners as gimmicks...when the Motorola Atrix, an Android phone, debuted with one back in early 2011.

Also, there's still no real point to 64 bit processors until smartphones hit 4 gigs of RAM, which hasn't happened yet and likely won't happen until next year. Furthermore, when it does it won't help all the current phones that have 3 gigs of RAM or less. So that's at least two generations of iPhones upon which 64 bit processors are wasted.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 06:09 2

43. Ashoaib (Posts: 3229; Member since: 15 Nov 2013)


this is only your assumption, we have plenty of options and we know how to analyze before buying unlike iboys who just jump out of the bed and directly stand up in queue to buy iphone... even they dont bother that they forget to put on their pents after jumping out of the bed

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:45 4

44. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


Nothing else compares is why, its all sub par to what we have currently.

Sorry, but without scrutinizing others, how will they ever improve the crap you're buying now.

That's right, you'd be stuck with a 3.5in phone lol.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:51 4

45. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


No man, haven't you heard? The iPhone's totally been 4 inches for 2 years now!

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 07:58 3

46. AfterShock (Posts: 3698; Member since: 02 Nov 2012)


lol

+1

8)

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 08:36 1

47. elitewolverine (Posts: 5192; Member since: 28 Oct 2013)


If you think that 4gigs is the only reason for 64bit then you sir need a computer science class or two. The things it can do, regardless of mem size, is by far better than any 32bit version comparable.

4gigs was for desktop/servers that needed access to lots and lots of data on ram.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 11:33

49. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


hilariously,u still banging on the same "few person opinion can represent a whole community" kind of mentality.

there are infinite examples of apple or android fans talking craps,stop being pathetic hypocrites

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 11:37

50. androtaku (Posts: 242; Member since: 12 Dec 2013)


oh,only now did i know that nobody queue up to buy galaxy S4 on the first day without even bother whether the bloat junk S-scroll actually works

and when android fans attack i-fan with dumb assumption,why you stay quiet there? hypocrite arse

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 11:43 1

51. Sniggly (Posts: 7305; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


You're mighty defensive there. I recognize that you didn't throw the first punches, but yeah, there's blood on both sides. Both sides are full of idiots. And like it or not, they represent a good chunk of the Android and iOS community.

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 13:10

52. EclipseGSX (Posts: 1733; Member since: 18 Oct 2011)


Your "friend" must make you feel really stupid. The real questions is what are you doing with your life?

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 13:21

54. DigitalBoy05 (Posts: 228; Member since: 04 Jun 2011)


Seems like your friend has been doing a lot with his time... what have YOU done? lol

posted on 26 Aug 2014, 14:20

56. Vexify (banned) (Posts: 570; Member since: 16 Jun 2014)


E6 Military Police for the NAVY. You?

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