Humor: Tech companies and their corresponding Christmas icons

0. phoneArena posted on 12 Dec 2012, 01:56

You got to hand it to the gang at The Joy of Tech, they can read into things the way many of us feel...

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1. wendygarett (limited) 3 days ago posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:00 11 1

Lmao to Microsoft hahaha!!!!
Take note Mr Ballmer, otherwise your teeth will gone :p

4. wendygarett (limited) 3 days ago posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:03 5 5

And take note fandroid, stop hating and bashing Apple, otherwise no Santa love to you :)

8. ScottSchneider posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:28 6 3

That's the other way around... i$heeps better stop bashing Android and the Manufacturers... Else no Christmas joy for you...

9. wendygarett (limited) 3 days ago posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:43 1 0

Why don't you tell mxy lol

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22. MC1123 posted on 12 Dec 2012, 18:32 0 0

he's hair is gone a long time! :)

2. mas11 posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:02 12 1

I would say Apple is Scrooge at the beginning of a Christmas Carol.

3. Nathan_ingx posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:03 5 1

Bwahahahaha...that's hilarious!!!
Except the 2nd...that's just meh!

5. wendygarett (limited) 3 days ago posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:05 0 5

Why meh?? I'm enjoy being a reindeer tho :)

11. Nathan_ingx posted on 12 Dec 2012, 03:23 2 0

Okhay, here's the deal!
You are the reindeer, since you said you enjoy being one and Santa's Apple.
And what does Santa do with reindeers? He USES them to get to destinations he wants.
Long story short, Apple's using you.

12. wendygarett (limited) 3 days ago posted on 12 Dec 2012, 03:36 0 2

That's what I'm enjoyed :D
And trust me, I'm the only reindeer who speak bah-bah-meh :p

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17. asseek posted on 12 Dec 2012, 07:46 2 1

"And what does Santa do with reindeers? He USES them to get to destinations he wants."

but reindeers use apple maps, so no Santa this year? lol

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19. Nathan_ingx posted on 12 Dec 2012, 08:39 3 0

Oops! Darn! Missed that spot. You're right... :D

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6. Tsepz_GP posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:22 2 0

LMAO @ the Microsoft and RIM ones. :'D

7. tiara6918 posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:27 1 0

LOL! I can't stop laughing! This article made my day!

10. alterecho posted on 12 Dec 2012, 02:56 1 1

Microsoft pulled their own teeth.

13. MeoCao (unregistered) posted on 12 Dec 2012, 03:41 2 1

Google is Santa Clause that brings people Christmas gifts like Google Fiber or Nexus 4, and just like in real life not every1 can receive gifts from Santa.

And Apple is Google's deer? Hmm

14. tedkord posted on 12 Dec 2012, 03:49 1 1

Unless Rudolph filed for a patent for, "A method for transporting a mythical being by way of flying animals in a vehicle such as a sleigh, sled or other conveyance that may be rectangular with rounded corners," then sued to ban all other reindeer from the skies even though they were flying before him, I don't see the connection.

15. darkkjedii posted on 12 Dec 2012, 04:06 3 0

And you're Scrooge

16. IliyaBeshkov posted on 12 Dec 2012, 04:22 1 0

Totally agree :D

18. bogdancirstea posted on 12 Dec 2012, 07:54 1 0

I feel bad for Microsoft. I just came home from a visit to the dentist.

20. g2a5b0e posted on 12 Dec 2012, 08:54 2 0

"RIM is the Ghost of Christmas Past"

Too funny. Easily my favorite.

21. Stuntman posted on 12 Dec 2012, 13:39 0 0

We'll know by next year if RIM is the ghost of Xmas future as well. I'm interested to see if RIM can make a comeback with BB10.

23. MC1123 posted on 12 Dec 2012, 18:34 0 0

joy of tech makes me laugh!

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