Humor: Apple Watch not shipping on time?

Well, another “Apple event” has arrived. Have you ordered your Apple Watch? Or, perhaps you were somewhat close to one of only a handful of locations around the world that are selling the watch off the shelves.

Everywhere else is merely a showroom, or you happen to be waiting for your Apple Watch to be delivered post-haste. The sad reality is however, not everyone that clogged the internet on April 10th to pre-order their Apple Watch will be getting it right away. Certainly some of the orders have shipped, but we do not know how many.

If you have been following your order, chances are you may be concerned about not receiving some kind of notification that says your Apple Watch has shipped. For those whose email inbox remains without such news, there may yet be help. Think of it is a crisis center hotline. All over the country and around the world there may be someone you can talk to, to help you during this difficult time of waiting (im)patiently for weeks, or months.

source: The Joy of Tech