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Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him - $3000, and for Her - $3500

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Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him  - $3000, and for Her - $3500
Have you been staring recently at that mahogany area between the stick shift and the dashboard of your Benz, and feeling deep inside that something's missing? No? Well then - busted your head over how to get Miley Cyrus go out with you?

Stop worrying, Gresso has you covered! The luxury cell phone manufacturer (or, should we say, artisan) announced two very special iPhone 4 handsets just for those situations. The $3000 “iPhone 4 for man” will sit nicely on said area in the Benz with its 200-year-old African Blackwood case and Apple logo on the back, made of 18-karat gold. And what starlet could resist the “iPhone for lady”, which adds back panel engravings and Swarovski crystals (now, that's original, ain't it) to the mix.

Financial crisis brought on by an obsessed with consumerism society? Gresso has thought of that, too, as these iPhone 4s inside the glitz and glamor are, oddly enough, of the cheaper 16GB variety. Plus, they are almost a bargain, considering some other offerings (nudge, wink, Vertu) that cost five times that, and are still mid-range as phones.

We are not really worried that African Blackwood plants are cursing at Steve Jobs now, as we can't really imagine the Gresso gadget jewelery flying off the shelves when they come as part of the December 2010 collection. And who said the iPhone is not a status symbol?

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Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him  - $3000, and for Her - $3500

Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him  - $3000, and for Her - $3500

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posted on 20 Oct 2010, 01:47

1. kemper24 (Posts: 5; Member since: 12 Jun 2010)


LOL for that price it should have android booted on with 4 os and a jailbreak lmao!!!!!!!!!!

posted on 30 Jun 2010, 08:32

2. cc16177 (Posts: 312; Member since: 09 May 2010)


Or just diamonds.

posted on 01 Jul 2010, 12:12

7. PapaJay224 (Posts: 866; Member since: 08 Feb 2009)


Hopefully you dont have to hold this one a certain way, maybe the diamonds help.....

posted on 30 Jun 2010, 13:13

4. ace1122 (Posts: 237; Member since: 23 Mar 2009)


And i though iPhones were already a waste of money...

posted on 30 Jun 2010, 22:09

5. droidman (Posts: 106; Member since: 17 Mar 2010)


And waste of our time we are dumber now for reading this article

posted on 30 Jun 2010, 23:41

6. corporateJP (Posts: 1520; Member since: 28 Nov 2009)


Look, now rich fags can be ultra cool. This one's got Joe Rogan and Ashton Kutcher written all over it.

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