Chuck Norris Facts for Siri adds hilarity to a jailbroken iPhone
A new addition to the Cydia store for jailbroken iOS devices allows you to experience just that. The add-on is called Chuck Norris Facts for ChatBot/Siri and is developed by iPodHacks142. A Siri-enabled iOS device is required in order to use this.
Once Chuck Norris facts is installed and a chat session is initiated with Siri, every time you say “Chuck Norris” Siri will educate you with a random, hilarious Chuck Norris “fact.” Essentially the add-on uses the Chatbot feature of the AssistantExtensions software. This allows Siri to read off from a list of facts when the user gives a certain voice command – in this case “Chuck Norris.”
While none of this can really be classified as useful or productive, it just may give you a good laugh. If you’re ready for Siri to start educating you on the worldly truths of Chuck Norris, you can head on over to the Cydia store to download Chuck Norris Facts for free.
2. Roomaku (Posts: 278; Member since: 06 Feb 2012)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. eDiesel (Posts: 141; Member since: 17 Mar 2012)
Chuck Norris has a guardian angel. He keeps him in a foot locker under his bed.
4. smartphone (Posts: 160; Member since: 21 Oct 2011)
Siri overclocks the duo processors to 50 ghz when pronouncing the name 'CHUCK NORRIS' .
6. _PHug_ (Posts: 397; Member since: 11 Oct 2011)
This passes as "hilarious"?
I didn't even smile. The chuck norris jokes in the comments are horrible as well.
8. Daryl209 (Posts: 18; Member since: 27 Jul 2010)
You didn't even smile? Wow you're a miserable person.
You should thank Chuck Norris for allowing you to live on this day.
7. Mad_Dog_Sauce (Posts: 7; Member since: 25 Aug 2010)
Chuck Norris wasn't born like a normal man, he punched his way out of the womb and shortly there after grew a beard......
Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...
9. DAMONORIBELLO (Posts: 95; Member since: 18 Mar 2012)
Mad_Dog_Sauce - The beard that Chuck was actually growing was his mom's patch of hair down there. He was loaning it to her while he was in the womb.
10. bossmt_2 (Posts: 437; Member since: 13 Oct 2009)
Saying this as someone who used to love Chuck Norris jokes, they jumped the shark years ago.