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Apple posts job listing for two new product security team members

0. phoneArena 05 Sep 2011, 10:25 posted on

While rumors of a lost Apple iPhone 5 prototype continue to be heard, Apple has posted a job listing seeking two new members for its product security team; the job entails overseeing protection of Apple's unreleased products, like the Apple iPhone 5...

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posted on 05 Sep 2011, 10:29 5

1. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Oh, so Apple now has it's own dedicated security team.

Resident Evil, anyone?

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 12:09 6

8. Immolate (Posts: 282; Member since: 17 Jun 2011)


Thanks for the inspiration for a new avatar.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 13:04

11. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Hehe - I just now realized. Nice, very nice. Thumbs up to you, man. : )

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 13:09

12. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Umbrellapple Corporation. Now spreads the i-Virus. You can get infected just for 499$. A cure is also available. Just 2599$. The cure has 2% chance to work. You can increase the percentage for 99% per-percent. Injection requires you to have the Umprellapple proprietary connection port on your skull for direct access to your brain.

Umbrellapple. We got you covered (in sh!t).

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 13:29 3

14. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


lol..

thats a great reference.. love it :)

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 18:17 2

23. blade19 (Posts: 58; Member since: 29 Apr 2011)


careful... Apple might just patent your idea! ... lol ... :)

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 10:37 3

2. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


or, this could be to REPLACE those 2 apple security officers that PRETENDED to be police and ILLEGALLY SEARCHED that guys home. Impersonating a police officer is a federal offence.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 10:44 2

4. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Nah, ramixfa. These were the Elite Apple Corp. servicemen. Part of the secret Tim Cook personal bodyguard retinue. Their purpose is to safeguard him with their lives. And to execute heretics AKA Android users.

They were sent to the thief's house to map the territory, in order for them to storm the place with iMachineguns at night.

Of course should any of this become public - Tim Cook will deny any knowledge of the operation.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 12:52

9. taco50 (banned) (Posts: 5506; Member since: 08 Oct 2009)


Funny how andrones accuse Apple of all these crimes, but Apple never gets prosecuted. No matter how bad you want android to be better it won't be.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 12:55 2

10. ilia1986 (unregistered)


lol

40% vs 28%. Always keep these numbers in what's left of your brain, taco.

40%. 28%. That's 12% more.

And Apple gets prosecuted right here right on this very site - and in the minds of thousands of people. It is this kind of prosecution that counts - not some stupid ridiculous ban of a product by a judge in Germany.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 13:28 3

13. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


28%? when did it get so high. last report was 22% to like 42%. :)

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 13:48 1

15. ilia1986 (unregistered)


http://www.phonearena.com/news/Smartphones-are-picking-up-market-share-Android-still-top-dog-Nielsen-study-shows_id21752

But Android is the one which is rising. Apple's the one which will begin to fall after the iJoke 5.

In the meantime - more than half of the smartphones in the entire world - run Android.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 16:01 2

18. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


oh, thats just in america. when you do worldwide, apple sales barely make 20%

posted on 06 Sep 2011, 12:46

30. iKingTrust (banned) (Posts: 716; Member since: 27 Jul 2011)


because they are on all kind od devices. apple is doing it with 1 device. No s**t sherlock

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 15:11

17. taco50 (banned) (Posts: 5506; Member since: 08 Oct 2009)


Great job google on giving away more free copies of your sw than Apple can sell.

Do you hear yourself? Apple is getting prosecuted by fanboys on PA and that's more important than an official court in Germany BANNING a Samsung product?

No one cares about what the same ten fanboys are posting on PA.

PS in before whining I know the ban is temporary.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 16:02 3

19. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


aww, taco.. we missed ya. its been too quiet the last few days without your lunacy. where ya been? :)

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 16:55

22. taco50 (banned) (Posts: 5506; Member since: 08 Oct 2009)


I know you don't like facts, but referring to them as lunacy is a bit far fetched no?

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 22:49 1

24. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


i would never refer to what me, ilia, sniggly, snowgator, and the rest say as lunacy. we may be silly sometimes, but what we say is pretty factual.

you and miz on the other hand.. .pure lunacy. lol

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 16:16 1

20. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Yes taco. You know - customer satisfaction is more important than the ruling of some judge. And customers do not like corporate bullying and monopoly.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 16:54

21. taco50 (banned) (Posts: 5506; Member since: 08 Oct 2009)


iPhone and Apple have the highest customer satisfaction ratings and have for the last 10 years.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 22:50 2

25. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


there has been an iphone for 10 years?! how did i miss this!?! see.. apple did invent smartphones!

posted on 06 Sep 2011, 00:08

26. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Yeah taco. For 10 years. Difference is 10 years ago Apple wasn't busy throwing ridiculous law suits like batsh!t crazy.

posted on 06 Sep 2011, 04:41

27. PeterIfromsweden (Posts: 1230; Member since: 03 Aug 2011)


About 10 years ago, it was palm that had the smartphones. Symbian was also starting to make appearence.

posted on 06 Sep 2011, 08:17

28. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


and windows CE :)

posted on 07 Sep 2011, 12:40

32. Apple Fanboy (unregistered)


F#ck all these f@gdroids!

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 10:39

3. Galen20K (Posts: 512; Member since: 26 Dec 2008)


heh, too little too late.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 11:02 4

5. pongkie (Posts: 501; Member since: 20 Aug 2011)


"Product security" another fancy corporate position name for fake cops, they are really putting allot of money to push people around.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 11:20 2

6. Immolate (Posts: 282; Member since: 17 Jun 2011)


Private security forces are why they invented vicious guard dogs.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 11:53 1

7. Boti95 (Posts: 162; Member since: 05 Sep 2010)


nhe he if i had that job i would just leave a prototype lying thier on the street.

posted on 05 Sep 2011, 14:39

16. bling bling (unregistered)


if they give me money and travel expenses , i would join them , hell free iphone and ipad will make me throw my current phone cuz i aint any-stupid-operating system-fan boy , pick me apple , do all the thumbs down you guys can , btw apple do you accept 20's guy

posted on 06 Sep 2011, 09:57

29. InspectorGadget80 (Posts: 6381; Member since: 26 Mar 2011)


So APPLE is hiring more fake APPLE police just to storm in someone home who ever stoles their non working Iphone prototype. how sad.

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