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Apple iPhone 5C to come with pre-shattered glass, tells America's finest news source (video)

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Apple iPhone 5C to come with pre-shattered glass, tells America's finest news source (video)
We know about breaking in a pair of new shoes, but breaking in a new smartphone? Yet this is exactly what the Onion suggests Apple will be unveiling next - an iPhone 5C with screen that has already been pre-shattered in the factory for your convenience.

The handset is targeting the female college crowd, and is “the best new iPhone since you broke your last iPhone,” according to Apple, err... the Onion. Since the device already comes with a cracked screen, you can't actually break it any further, is the logic here.

The phone you love, broken,” is the device's commercial slogan, and there is even the obligatory Tim Cook statement on the release, according to America's finest news source.

source: TheOnion

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posted on 20 Dec 2012, 02:53 22

1. dan86 (Posts: 298; Member since: 17 Mar 2012)


Unlimited drama for a pitiful gadget.

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 02:54 8

2. Mxyzptlk (Posts: 3213; Member since: 21 Apr 2012)


Unlimited drama is what I would describe android fans responses in apple articles.

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 04:04 5

4. sithvenger (banned) (Posts: 371; Member since: 25 Aug 2012)


Exactly. If they hate apple sooooo much, and it sucks soooooo bad then y even comment, just stay off the article.

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 04:12 17

5. tedkord (Posts: 4259; Member since: 17 Jun 2009)


Sure. I mean, you two never show up in Android articles...

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 11:31

12. PhenomFaz (Posts: 1064; Member since: 26 Sep 2012)


Unlimited drama is also when you stand up to these responses unlimited times with a fanboy/fangirl attitude :) ...and somehow still managed to get embarassed...Every Time!

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 03:38 16

3. gwuhua1984 (Posts: 1237; Member since: 06 Mar 2012)


Damn... that means I can't drop my phone anymore cause shattered glass phones will be patented...

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 07:55 8

8. iami67 (Posts: 318; Member since: 18 Oct 2011)


Yea if you shatter your android becarefull Apple will sue.

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 04:19 9

6. rajagopalan.k (Posts: 35; Member since: 17 Dec 2012)


actually they should have combined the SAMSUNG'S CES OLED DISPLAY article with this one and must have named it like
BEND IT LIKE SAMSUNG OR BREAK IT LIKE APPLE!

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 10:20 1

10. gwuhua1984 (Posts: 1237; Member since: 06 Mar 2012)


I smiled.......

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 04:55 8

7. Rocksteady (Posts: 196; Member since: 29 Apr 2012)


so now the iphone comes with a chattered screen, so you can't break it any further, as it also comes dented and scratched so you can't do any further damages.
More innovations apple.

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 09:35 1

9. YoseYO (Posts: 8; Member since: 02 Feb 2011)


Genius!!!

posted on 20 Dec 2012, 10:42 1

11. anshul0000 (unregistered)


now thats innovation!!!!

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