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Apple iPhone 5C comes with a coin slot: The Onion edition

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Apple iPhone 5C comes with a coin slot: The Onion edition
Apple's colorful but not much else iPhone 5C has become a target for America's finest news source, as The Onion lists all the new features that escaped our attention during the keynote presentation, including a coin slot.

For a Benjamin less than the flagship iPhone 5S  - $99 on contract and $549 unlocked - you get the iPhone 5 specs in a plastic body with the iPhone 5C, which explains the coin slot.

What nobody seems to take into account, however, are the following new features that The Onion unearthed during its self-directed research and specs review:

  • Small enough to fit comfortably in users’ cheeks or to tuck between their lower lips and gums
  • Haggard-sounding Siri
  • Interior-facing camera
  • Includes extended seven-minute version of classic Marimba ringtone
  • Coin slot
  • Slick, oily screen
  • Must be plugged in at all times
  • Smells like a delicious wafer cookie
  • Sturdy enough to lay down on paper and use edge to draw straight lines
  • Built-in whistle
  • Steve Jobs’ posthumous disapproval


source: TheOnion

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posted on 10 Sep 2013, 17:15

1. GeekMovement (Posts: 1499; Member since: 09 Sep 2011)


lol nice.

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 17:15

2. _Bone_ (Posts: 2103; Member since: 29 Oct 2012)


Dat Serpico on da left?

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 18:41 1

8. CX3NT3_713 (Posts: 1647; Member since: 18 Apr 2011)


No, I think its Dave Grohl, from the foo fighters? Ha

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 17:16

3. squallz506 (banned) (Posts: 1075; Member since: 19 Oct 2011)


Lmao! I'd actually like a scented phone or case tho :3

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 17:18 3

4. GrapeEyes (Posts: 243; Member since: 01 Sep 2013)


Seriously Apple should recall all the iphone 5S & 5C now, before they destroy the company for good!!

There should be a revoultion at Apple and all the management and design team get kicked out.

Recall NOW!!!!.

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 18:27

7. marioellobo (Posts: 44; Member since: 20 Mar 2013)


even you see it with the grape eyes but they don\'t see it with the apple eyes.

posted on 11 Sep 2013, 01:11

10. TechBizJP08 (Posts: 494; Member since: 25 Mar 2013)


i tell you, even if this iphone fails. still lots of people will line up in there to buy the iProduct..

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 17:19 3

5. amiaq (Posts: 377; Member since: 30 Jun 2012)


i hope those people lining up for 5c bring enough money, given the price.

posted on 11 Sep 2013, 01:11

11. TechBizJP08 (Posts: 494; Member since: 25 Mar 2013)


this ^

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 18:20

6. marioellobo (Posts: 44; Member since: 20 Mar 2013)


http://i-cdn.phonearena.com/images/article/47330-image/Apple-iPhone-5C-comes-with-a-coin-slot-The-Onion-edition.jpg

posted on 10 Sep 2013, 21:28

9. sprockkets (Posts: 1075; Member since: 16 Jan 2012)


Sorry but this article is waaaay better:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-unveils-panicked-ideafree-man-at-launch-even,33814/

posted on 11 Sep 2013, 15:10

12. yazbuh (Posts: 26; Member since: 21 Jun 2012)


Steve Jobs’ posthumous disapproval is real though...

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