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All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

Posted: 29 Feb 2012, 04:40, by Victor H.

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We finally know the Apple iPad 3 will get officially unveiled on March 7th, but what will it bring? Here are all the facts about the upcoming iPad 3, and while we can’t guarantee they’re real, we can guarantee that they’re all hilarious.

Imagined by The Joy of Tech, the iPad 3 (or 2S, or whatever Apple calls its next-gen tablet) will have a higher-res screen. Actually, it will have such a high definition that reality will look blurred. Another thing we’d take for nearly face value is increased battery life. “iPad 3’s battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge!”

And if this starts to look like a Chuck Norris joke, that’s no coincidence. Check out the whole list of “facts” about the iPad 3, including a picture of it in Chuck Norris’ action jeans.

Our personal favorite is the last joke, which is not exactly a joke. “iPad 3 is so awesome Chinese workers pay to assemble it!” Now, this one is a nice reminder for those ultra-hyped Apple fans about the sweat behind this awesome gadget.

source: Joy of Tech

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1. andro. posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:45 31 3

95% of ifans would believe this stuff is true is Apple told them so with the usual this changes everything tag line added on!!

23. abdane posted on 29 Feb 2012, 13:59 2 1

galaxy tab 11.6 please ^_^

2. RORYREVOLUTION posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:52 13 0

Sorry ill be too busy playing Mass Effect 3 to care.

6. kg4icg posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:03 0 0

Me too

8. jellytime posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05 2 1

I'm still playing Skyrim

9. RORYREVOLUTION posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28 2 0

Still playing Borderlands :D

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10. ilia1986 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28 0 0

Hell, I'm still playing SC2 and ME2 :P

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15. Dmann posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:53 1 0

I´m still playing Warcraft 3!

(Dota)

20. Dijin posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:03 0 0

Modern warfare 3 :X
And Warcraft 2 on my phone. :P

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22. AhmadAlsayegh posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:36 0 0

I wish i could thumb up this comment 100 more times!

best game that i had to buy the battle chest..
any chance u got steam code for Dota2?

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24. downphoenix posted on 29 Feb 2012, 15:31 1 0

Im playing Syndicate personally. And just beat Final Fantasy 13-2.

26. Sinaps posted on 29 Feb 2012, 23:18 1 0

Ill be playing Just Dance 3.

3. mercorp posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:06 4 6

If only this was true for galaxy tab 2.

4. MalakiMills posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:24 0 2

If the next iPad has a quad core and the crazy high def screen, and updated cameras I will be Impressed. If it only brings one or two then they will be just skating by with incremental upgrades again.

13. iamcc posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20 4 0

Look at the Galaxy Tab 2, talk about skating by with incremental upgrades...

And I have the GT10.1 so I have nothing about Samsung but I was really looking forward to something new :(

5. PAPINYC posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:27 3 0

My personal favorite:

iPad 3 is so absorbent Star Jones (c. 1997 weight) wears it as a tAmpon.

7. thebikerboi2 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05 0 0

Ha this was hilarious

11. Android posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:03 1 0

HaHa... The last one is funny.

12. ivanko34 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:12 4 0

This was made by our creative barista ?

16. SleepingOz posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:55 1 0

probably!

14. darktranquillity posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20 0 0

The fact thats hilarious of all is that, there are people to buy this overpriced made in china product.

17. alekso9 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:56 3 1

No matter what you do to it, its still a crapy ipad...

18. RaKithAPeiRiZ posted on 29 Feb 2012, 10:32 5 1

windows 8 tablet >ipad 2S

19. karanstyle posted on 29 Feb 2012, 11:32 2 0

iSick..!!

21. Johnny_Mnemonic posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:26 0 0

The most funny thing is thats it says is a FACT. !!!!!!!! NOT. !!!!!!!!! Jaja

25. ENIGMA posted on 29 Feb 2012, 22:11 0 0

WE.LIKE.THAT.
ALL.
ANDROID.
FANS.
IN.
HERE.
WHERE IS GALI TACO C HACK THE MIZ
WHAT.
A.
JOKE.
WE.
LOVE.
THAT.

27. gallitoking posted on 01 Mar 2012, 11:40 0 0

ohhh we are all here.. we just like to hear the fdroids releases tension...

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1. andro. posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:45 31 3

23. abdane posted on 29 Feb 2012, 13:59 2 1

2. RORYREVOLUTION posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:52 13 0

6. kg4icg posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:03 0 0

8. jellytime posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05 2 1

9. RORYREVOLUTION posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28 2 0

10. ilia1986 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28 0 0

15. Dmann posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:53 1 0

20. Dijin posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:03 0 0

22. AhmadAlsayegh posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:36 0 0

24. downphoenix posted on 29 Feb 2012, 15:31 1 0

26. Sinaps posted on 29 Feb 2012, 23:18 1 0

3. mercorp posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:06 4 6

4. MalakiMills posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:24 0 2

13. iamcc posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20 4 0

5. PAPINYC posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:27 3 0

7. thebikerboi2 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05 0 0

11. Android posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:03 1 0

12. ivanko34 posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:12 4 0

16. SleepingOz posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:55 1 0

14. darktranquillity posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20 0 0

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19. karanstyle posted on 29 Feb 2012, 11:32 2 0

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