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All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

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All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious
We finally know the Apple iPad 3 will get officially unveiled on March 7th, but what will it bring? Here are all the facts about the upcoming iPad 3, and while we can’t guarantee they’re real, we can guarantee that they’re all hilarious.

Imagined by The Joy of Tech, the iPad 3 (or 2S, or whatever Apple calls its next-gen tablet) will have a higher-res screen. Actually, it will have such a high definition that reality will look blurred. Another thing we’d take for nearly face value is increased battery life. “iPad 3’s battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge!”

And if this starts to look like a Chuck Norris joke, that’s no coincidence. Check out the whole list of “facts” about the iPad 3, including a picture of it in Chuck Norris’ action jeans.

Our personal favorite is the last joke, which is not exactly a joke. “iPad 3 is so awesome Chinese workers pay to assemble it!” Now, this one is a nice reminder for those ultra-hyped Apple fans about the sweat behind this awesome gadget.

source: Joy of Tech

All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

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posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:45 31

1. andro. (Posts: 1935; Member since: 16 Sep 2011)


95% of ifans would believe this stuff is true is Apple told them so with the usual this changes everything tag line added on!!

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 13:59 2

23. abdane (Posts: 473; Member since: 07 Oct 2011)


galaxy tab 11.6 please ^_^

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 05:52 13

2. RORYREVOLUTION (Posts: 2927; Member since: 12 Jan 2010)


Sorry ill be too busy playing Mass Effect 3 to care.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:03

6. kg4icg (Posts: 65; Member since: 18 May 2008)


Me too

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05 2

8. jellytime (Posts: 135; Member since: 05 Dec 2011)


I'm still playing Skyrim

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28 2

9. RORYREVOLUTION (Posts: 2927; Member since: 12 Jan 2010)


Still playing Borderlands :D

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:28

10. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Hell, I'm still playing SC2 and ME2 :P

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:53 1

15. Dmann (Posts: 165; Member since: 17 Oct 2011)


I´m still playing Warcraft 3!

(Dota)

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:03

20. Dijin (Posts: 6; Member since: 09 Jan 2012)


Modern warfare 3 :X
And Warcraft 2 on my phone. :P

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:36

22. AhmadAlsayegh (Posts: 253; Member since: 18 Jul 2011)


I wish i could thumb up this comment 100 more times!

best game that i had to buy the battle chest..
any chance u got steam code for Dota2?

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 15:31 1

24. downphoenix (Posts: 2266; Member since: 19 Jun 2010)


Im playing Syndicate personally. And just beat Final Fantasy 13-2.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 23:18 1

26. Sinaps (Posts: 60; Member since: 27 Jul 2010)


Ill be playing Just Dance 3.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:06 4

3. mercorp (Posts: 967; Member since: 28 Jan 2012)


If only this was true for galaxy tab 2.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:24

4. MalakiMills (Posts: 256; Member since: 15 Jun 2010)


If the next iPad has a quad core and the crazy high def screen, and updated cameras I will be Impressed. If it only brings one or two then they will be just skating by with incremental upgrades again.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20 4

13. iamcc (Posts: 1319; Member since: 07 Oct 2011)


Look at the Galaxy Tab 2, talk about skating by with incremental upgrades...

And I have the GT10.1 so I have nothing about Samsung but I was really looking forward to something new :(

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 06:27 3

5. PAPINYC (Posts: 2177; Member since: 30 Jul 2011)


My personal favorite:

iPad 3 is so absorbent Star Jones (c. 1997 weight) wears it as a tAmpon.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 07:05

7. thebikerboi2 (Posts: 144; Member since: 01 Apr 2011)


Ha this was hilarious

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:03 1

11. Android (Posts: 17; Member since: 04 Dec 2010)


HaHa... The last one is funny.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:12 4

12. ivanko34 (Posts: 617; Member since: 04 Sep 2011)


This was made by our creative barista ?

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:55 1

16. SleepingOz (unregistered)


probably!

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:20

14. darktranquillity (Posts: 284; Member since: 28 Feb 2012)


The fact thats hilarious of all is that, there are people to buy this overpriced made in china product.

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 08:56 3

17. alekso9 (Posts: 40; Member since: 30 Jan 2012)


No matter what you do to it, its still a crapy ipad...

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 10:32 5

18. RaKithAPeiRiZ (Posts: 1299; Member since: 29 Dec 2011)


windows 8 tablet >ipad 2S

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 11:32 2

19. karanstyle (Posts: 188; Member since: 26 Jun 2011)


iSick..!!

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 12:26

21. Johnny_Mnemonic (Posts: 240; Member since: 05 Oct 2011)


The most funny thing is thats it says is a FACT. !!!!!!!! NOT. !!!!!!!!! Jaja

posted on 29 Feb 2012, 22:11

25. ENIGMA (Posts: 81; Member since: 17 Feb 2012)


WE.LIKE.THAT.
ALL.
ANDROID.
FANS.
IN.
HERE.
WHERE IS GALI TACO C HACK THE MIZ
WHAT.
A.
JOKE.
WE.
LOVE.
THAT.

posted on 01 Mar 2012, 11:40

27. gallitoking (Posts: 4680; Member since: 17 May 2011)


ohhh we are all here.. we just like to hear the fdroids releases tension...

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