1. The Actual labyrinth iPhone case
Labyrinth game simulations are dime a dozen on iOS, but none of them compare to the real thing strapped to the back of your iPhone. No matter whether you're 3, or 30 years old, you will always have fun guiding a metal ball that seems to have its own will. The puzzled looks from fellow subway passengers that will emerge as you start waving your iPhone in every direction to get the ball rolling are a welcome bonus that adds to the joyful experience!
2. The Pink Drink iPhone case
The pink drink case is the epitome of 80's kitsch resurrected on your iPhone. Is that a good thing? Honestly, this case makes us puke rainbows, but it would be unfair to say it lacks charm. What it lacks is the ability to fit inside the average pocket. But fashion is above such mundane things right?
3. The Boombox iPhone case
This case isn't odd, it's downright awesome! It puts a supercharged, extremely detailed replica of every 80's boombox combined on the back of your iPhone. No, it doesn't blast adorably cheesy synth pop, and it won't let you make mix-tapes, but the effort that went into it is astounding.
4. The Whale Lee iPhone case
There's much more to this case than you think. Not only it represents an adorable whale that swallowed your iPhone and parked itself on your desk, but it also lets you hang it by its tail, or tie your headphone cables around it. Sadly, it doesn't blow water out of its blowhole, nor emit eerie whale sounds. Wait! The wide selection of Whale Sounds apps in the App Store has you covered about that last part.
5. The Denture iPhone case
This case is horrifying! It's like someone took granny's fake teeth while she was asleep and stuck them on your beloved iPhone! On the upside, no thief would ever want to touch those immaculate yellow fangs, so consider how much this case delivers on protection. We wonder if its creators will step it up a notch in the next version and make it bite?
6. The Fried egg on toast iPhone case
A-ha, so that's what got those teeth yellow! This case is hyper-realistic reimagining of the classic egg toast that's clearly meant to fool someone into picking up your iPhone and taking a bite of anodized aluminum. If the one who spent precious hours of their life painstakingly carving an egg toast from plastic, in impossible detail, to have it put on an iPhone case is reading this - congratulations, you did fine.
7. The Eyebrush and make-up kit iPhone case
As commonplace as the iPhone is around the world, there's still a mark of luxury and vain attached to it. It's a beautiful and expensive phone, after all, and this case takes the vanity aspect to the next level. If it goes popular, females everywhere will be stopping to put on make-up before every selfie. And this will be the beginning of the apocalypse...
8. The iPhone charging shoes
This is not a case, but you'll be seeing plenty of these ahead anyway, so consider this a refresher.
Legend says a 15 year old Philippine teen named Angelo Casimiro designed these shoes that charge your phone (or iPod nano) just by walking. Granted, it's not the quite the technology the Tesla Model S uses, but it's still pretty impressive. Sadly, we're not sure the electro-shoes made it out of the 2014 Google Science Fair as a retail item. So if they ever show up on Kickstarter, hit us up, alright?
9. The Legit iPhone handgun holster case
Yeee-haw! With your iPhone housed in this bad boy, you are sure to conquer the Wild West. If your iPhone ever gets stolen, this case gives you a legal permit to put a bounty on the outlaw's head. Or even hunt 'em down yourself. Who are you going to be - the good, the bad, or the ugly?
10. The Lab.C Cable iPhone case
The Lab.C cable case was designed to remedy the hassle of carrying a charger and Lighting cable with your iPhone. A charging and data cable is seamlessly integrated into the back of the phone case, resulting in a classy appearance with added functionality. We're fans, but we're sad to say - this case ain't weird enough! Thus, we introduce you to the...
11. The McFries iPhone case
There you have it - a 'fashionable' Moschino iPhone case that parodies both the McDonalds Golden Arch and the concept of smartphone accessories. One strike, two down! Would you like a splash of diet Coke with that?
12. The Hana iPhone case
The first in world iPhone case with a nose on the back panel offers the amazing thrill of sticking your fingers right up its plastic nostrils. Lord knows what you'll find in there! However, we kind of dig the symbolism at play here. Instead of Apple leading you by the nose with their antics, it's you who holds the iPhone by the nasus. The Circus logo adds the final touch, along with a non-subtle hint of how you'll be perceived by others if you opt for this case. Then again, people should stop poking their noses where they don't belong, right?
13. The Opena iPhone case
The Opena case combines lush metallic looks with a complementary bottle opener. While this feat of engineering alone is astounding, Opena should consider the possibility of adding a herb grinder to its next version. After all, with marijuana being (mostly) legal in all of Bangladesh, North Korea, the Czech Republic, Portugal, Uruguay, the Netherlands, Washington and Colorado, there's a pretty wide market opportunity.
14. The Get Well Kit Digital Pill Box iPhone case
Also known as the unofficial Dr. Mario iPhone case (joking), this novelty comes with the obligatory health app for keeping track of your pill inventory and setting reminders for taking them. The reminders show up in the same colors as the pill containers are painted in, so using the case is pretty much a "take red pill by 9AM, blue pill by 9PM" ordeal. Now, if you or someone else switched the pills by mistake... anyway, if you doubt the case's build quality for some reason, you should know it was developed by the Geometry Global and Ogilvy CommonHealth agencies in Russia, which sounds credible.
15. The iPlush iPhone case
These plush iPhone cases aren't weird, just extraordinarily cute... and slightly embarrassing to have if you're above the ripe age of five. But that's only our objective opinion. The iPlush makers say they are targeted towards young adults who want to customize their phone and have a friendly companion. D'aww.
16. The Icephone iPhone popsicle case
These cases give us shivers. Of the pleasant kind. After all, few pleasure in life compare to having an ultra-realistic fake popsicle, complete with a generous bite taken out of it, adhere to the side of a harmless, clear iPhone case. It's impossibly difficult to try not eating it. Or laugh and be amazed when someone pulls a popsicle out of their pocket and starts a conversation. Hint - this could be you.
17. The Rabbit and Donut Horn iPhone case
Aside from sound amplification, the Rabbit and Donut Horn cases also double as a device stand and a headphone cord wrap, we're told. Our compliments, but all we see hair is a pair of bunny ears and a plunger awkwardly sticking out of our iPhones. Has function-driven design gone too far?
18. The 3D-printed rotary iPhone case
Now this is just a beautiful product, no matter what direction you're looking at it from. It's so close to the real thing that you'll inevitably try spinning it. So, don't be surprised when the rotary dial actually rotates, because this case's inventors went as far as to add a legitimate spring mechanism. Unfortunately, you can't dial numbers with it, but that's cumbersome anyway.
19. The iSkate iPhone case
iScate, you skate! We don't know who ever thought an iPhone-as-a-skate case is a good idea, but it exists. Perhaps Tony Hawk will be thrilled. Us - not so much. Moving on...
20. The Sheepskin iPhone bag
This piece of apparel lets you carry your iPhone like a true shepard would. Alas, it doesn't come with a proprietary sheep herding app, and chances are you'll get more than a few "iSheep!" jabs thrown your way. Either that, or the bag will bleet at the worst possible moment.
21. The 'Trip Do Brasil' iPhone case
The World Cup rages on! We've already presented a selection of cases for all 32 teams, so here's something different. This one has the looks of an actual football field, complete with field markings. We're not sure if it smells of freshly mowed lawn, or how well the fake grass will be holding up after residing in your pocket. But the spirit is what's important, and this case has it!
22. The sweater hoodie iPhone case
For those who like to play "dress-up" with their iPhones, consider buying an iPhone hoodie. There are hoodied and sweater variants at your disposal. It's a stylish and unusual choice for a case, but having to zip and unzip every time you want to fondle your iPhone sounds about as swift as zipping and unzipping with WinZip on a Pentium 200 PC. If you don't know what we're talking about, ask your dad.
23. The TV dinner iPhone case
This pre-packaged wonder comes with all the necessary ingredients for a complete meal - specially prepared to protect your iPhone. Just don't throw it in a microwave, because AppleCare doesn't cover that, we think...